This one goes out to Sergei, the hottest commodity in Dewick outside of General Gao’s Chicken
Euphemisms euphemisms
Before taking the job at Tufts, Jeff was employer at the Crayola Factory in Pennsylvania (which is a real place, look it up)
Jeff delves into the finer points of human appendage bartering
Someone clearly doesn’t know what sausage is…
If only Justin Bieber would sign Jeff…
Your request has been answered :-)
The snake milk can be found on the shelf below the soy milk and almond milk
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This one really needs no comment. Jeff whips out some 90s hip hop
